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$ 6.00
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$ 6.00

    "I wish I could say this in person, but I can't...BECAUSE GEOGRAPHY is the worst. So you get this card instead. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

    Honestly, why are the best people always so far away?!

    Buy more and save!

    Buy any 5+ cards, get 15% off all of them! That means you'll get 5 cards for $25.50! Discount automatically applied at checkout.

    Shipping information

    Orders will ship from Albuquerque, NM within 1 to 3 business days. Each card and envelope is packaged in a cello sleeve to prevent damage.

    Free US shipping on orders $75+ with code FREESHIP75

    Product Details


    A2 Card - 4.25" x 5.5"

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    Other Details

    All cards are blank inside and come with a matching envelope.